How To Make Fried Rice

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FASTasFUCK FRIED RICE

RECIPE: Really? You need a recipe? Okay, here ya go.

2 cups already-cooked rice
1 cup/each of your 5 favorite ingredients, chopped up small
1 cup max of pineapple tidbits for the very last
That's 8 cups of good shit if you counted correctly.

Dried pepper flakes if you like 'em
Soy sauce or whatever seasoning you like best

Step 1:
cook your rice and chop your veggies and other shit

Step 2:
pour some oil in a wok or big fucking pan. Turn the heat up high and get that oil hot to trot. Test by dropping in one tiny piece of the chopped ingredients. Just one piece, dearie.

Step 2.1
When the oil starts to sputter, throw in the rest of the chopped ingredients and give 'em a hot saute. You want this shit to be cooked and warm, not still raw, but not mushy. Sprinkle dry seasonings, but save the soy sauce for later. If you like pepper flakes, throw 'em in while the shit cooks. Probably won't take more than 4-5 minutes if you chopped your shit small enough.

Step 2.2
Dump the sauteed chopped shit into a separate bowl to stand by for a little bit.

Step 3:
Now throw the already-cooked rice into the wok and stir that shit until it starts to get some color. Watch carefully. Stir faster so it doesn't stick to the bottom of the pan. Color is good. Burned is fucked.

Step 3.1
Once your rice has the color you want, lightly sprinkle soy sauce (or teriyaki sauce if you like that better), but no clumps. Stir vigorously to mix the soy sauce in thoroughly.

Step 3.2
Dump the cooked ingredients back into the wok with the rice and stir around for maybe 3-5 minutes. Stir all the time and keep the heat up.

Step 3.3
Just when you think it's done - pour in the pineapple (if you like it). Stir it around for another 1 minute and serve.

DONE:
Grab a spoon. This is the tits - mega tits - super delicious.

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